Church of Gerbil Presents


A 100% purely factual account of the Gerbil King's historical exploits.

By scientists, it is said that the universe was created in a gigantic explosion of matter that was contained in an infintismaly small space. To contest this would be ludicrous, the universe was not created BY the Gerbil God, but rather at his request.
That aside, we may now begin our journey.

The gerbil's influence on history has often been a subtle one. Just as the Gerbil King merely requested the creation of the universe, he often just influenced the actions of mankind in his rise to world destruction.

The End?

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